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		<title>A Swing-Bridge Saga near the Potholes</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Sep 2013 08:36:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[“During the school holidays, my partner Willie Roodt took his family on a tour in his Kombi, near to the Blyde Canyon area where we were gold panning. The team of workers and I took a day off from work. &#8230; <a href="https://graskop.co.za/blog/?p=145">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 3.85pt; line-height: 15.35pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; background: white;"><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:WordDocument> <w:View>Normal</w:View> <w:Zoom>0</w:Zoom> <w:DoNotOptimizeForBrowser /> </w:WordDocument> </xml><![endif]--><span style="color: black; letter-spacing: -.25pt;">“During the school holidays, my partner Willie Roodt took his family on a </span><span style="color: black; letter-spacing: -.15pt;">tour in his Kombi, near to the Blyde Canyon area where we were gold panning. The team of workers and I took a day off </span><span style="color: black; letter-spacing: -.05pt;">from work. We left at &#8216;sparrow&#8217; and followed the eroded track, which </span><span style="color: black; letter-spacing: .2pt;">took us to the Bourke&#8217;s Potholes and the old suspension bridge over the </span><span style="color: black; letter-spacing: -.05pt;">gorge.</span></p>
<div id="attachment_146" class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 285px"><a href="http://graskop.co.za/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/Entrance-to-the-Swing-Bridge-near-Bourkes-Luck.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-146" title="Entrance to the Swing Bridge near Bourke's Luck" src="http://graskop.co.za/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/Entrance-to-the-Swing-Bridge-near-Bourkes-Luck.jpg" alt="" width="275" height="183" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Entrance to the Swing Bridge near Bourke&#39;s Luck</p></div>
<p>This famous suspension bridge consisted of two ancient rusty horizontally placed cables, connected with old planks, some of which <span style="color: black; letter-spacing: .1pt;">were completely missing and some broken. A third rusty cable was </span><span style="color: black; letter-spacing: .3pt;">suspended vertically above the right-hand cable, which was connected</span><span style="color: black; letter-spacing: -.2pt;"> to the lower cable with the oddly spaced vertical rusty wire.</span></p>
<p>This whole contraption swayed ominously in the wind blowing up the gorge<span style="color: black; letter-spacing: -.05pt;">. On the other side, were Willie and his family, with the weekly rations</span><span style="color: black; letter-spacing: -.2pt;">. He knew about my fear of heights, and was waving a bottle of brandy i</span><span style="color: black; letter-spacing: .2pt;">n the air to encourage me to cross the bridge.</span></p>
<div id="attachment_147" class="wp-caption alignright" style="width: 204px"><a href="http://graskop.co.za/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/The-Original-Swing-Bridge.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-147 " title="Update of the Original Swing Bridge" src="http://graskop.co.za/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/The-Original-Swing-Bridge.jpg" alt="" width="194" height="259" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Update of the Original Swing Bridge</p></div>
<p>I called for volunteers<strong><span style="color: black; letter-spacing: .15pt;"> </span></strong><span style="color: black; letter-spacing: .15pt;">to fetch the rations and other items, but after looking at the<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>frightening</span><span style="color: black; letter-spacing: -.05pt;"> construction and then down into the rocky depths of<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>the gorge,</span><em><span style="color: black;"> </span></em><span style="color: black;">my gang suddenly became deaf mutes, and no amount of badgering and pleading <span style="letter-spacing: .25pt;">would change their minds. Even the local miner who w</span><span style="letter-spacing: -.1pt;">anted his money and who had probably crossed before, would not </span><span style="letter-spacing: -.15pt;">venture over. He told me afterwards that his money would have been of no use to him if he were lying dead on the rocks, (a good point),</span><span style="letter-spacing: .1pt;"> but life is a challenge and the thought of Willie disappearing with my brandy, was just too much, so I &#8216;bit the bullet&#8217;.</span></span></p>
<p>I was deter<span style="letter-spacing: .15pt;">mined not to look down, but to concentrate on the planks ahead of the guide cable</span> and me. I slowly inched along, testing each plank b<span style="letter-spacing: -.2pt;">efore putting my weight on it. Halfway across,  just when I was beginning </span><span style="letter-spacing: -.35pt;">to gain confidence, a plank gave way with a loud crack. My leg went th</span><span style="letter-spacing: .05pt;">rough the opening and I came down on my butt. Luckily the plank hel</span><span style="letter-spacing: .15pt;">d my weight.</span></p>
<div id="attachment_148" class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 281px"><a href="http://graskop.co.za/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/The-Swing-Bridge-from-a-Distance.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-148" title="The Swing Bridge from a Distance" src="http://graskop.co.za/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/The-Swing-Bridge-from-a-Distance.jpg" alt="" width="271" height="186" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">The Swing Bridge from a Distance</p></div>
<p>I sat on the swaying bridge, frozen stiff with fear, and cl<span style="letter-spacing: .05pt;">inging onto the guide cable for dear life, unable to move. The </span><span style="letter-spacing: .2pt;">murmur of voices from my gang went suddenly deathly quiet. Knowing </span><span style="letter-spacing: -.2pt;">that I could expect no help from them, I just sat with my eyes closed </span><span style="letter-spacing: .4pt;">tight. I didn&#8217;t want to look across to the other side, and I couldn’t</span><span style="letter-spacing: -.2pt;"> even pray. The bridge started swaying again.</span></p>
<p>I glanced up and saw Willie approaching very, very slowly. He was also testi<span style="letter-spacing: -.1pt;">ng the planks. Eventually, I heard him say, &#8220;Here <em>boet, </em>drink this and </span><span style="letter-spacing: .2pt;">you&#8217;ll be OK &#8220;</span></p>
<div id="attachment_149" class="wp-caption alignright" style="width: 235px"><a href="http://graskop.co.za/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/Enamel.jpeg"><img class="size-full wp-image-149" title="Enamel Mug" src="http://graskop.co.za/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/Enamel.jpeg" alt="" width="225" height="225" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Enamel Mug </p></div>
<p>I opened my eyes to see him holding an enamel mug two thirds full of <span style="letter-spacing: -.2pt;">brandy in his huge hand. I grabbed the mug and gulped the contents </span><span style="letter-spacing: .05pt;">down with expert ease. Willie took the mug and turned to return.</span><span style="letter-spacing: .2pt;"> It took a few minutes for the numbing glow to seep thro</span><span style="letter-spacing: -.2pt;">ugh my body to my brain.</span></p>
<p><span style="letter-spacing: -.15pt;"><span style="color: black; letter-spacing: -.25pt;">Willie had not reached the other side before I was up and going, and we </span><span style="color: black; letter-spacing: .1pt;">reached the other side simultaneously with cheers from Willie’s </span><span style="color: black; letter-spacing: -.1pt;">family, as well as two tourists who by this time, I suppose, had heard exactly how </span><span style="color: black; letter-spacing: -.2pt;">he had rescued me.</span><br />
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0cm; margin-right: 6.25pt; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-left: .5pt; text-align: justify; line-height: 15.35pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; background: white;"><span style="color: black; letter-spacing: -.1pt;">After brunch, a chat and one for the gorge and with my haversack </span><span style="color: black;">on my back, I was ready to return, but not over that bridge.</span></p>
<div id="attachment_150" class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 269px"><a href="http://graskop.co.za/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/Labourers-Working-a-Claim.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-150" title="Labourers Working a Claim" src="http://graskop.co.za/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/Labourers-Working-a-Claim.jpg" alt="" width="259" height="194" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Labourers Working a Claim</p></div>
<p>By that <span style="letter-spacing: -.1pt;">time, my gang had arrived by going through the river upstream of the </span><span style="letter-spacing: -.15pt;">gorge, on an easier but much longer route.</span></p>
<p><span style="color: black; letter-spacing: -.15pt;">The only item of interest on our hike back was a pair of mountain </span><span style="color: black; letter-spacing: -.35pt;">reed buck that flashed their fluffy white tails at us as they cantered away.”</span></p>
<p><span style="color: black; letter-spacing: -.35pt;"><em><strong>Another snippet gleaned from &#8220;Mgolomben&#8221; by Gordon Robertson.</strong></em><br />
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